#use cheat codes

[feelingthedisaster]

one of my fav scenes in the entire riordanverse has to be the one in SoN in which percy makes a 50/50 life or death bet knowing he will win bc he knows gaia has to keep him alive. denying the plot armor allegations is OUT, weaponinzing it is IN

[whump-galaxy]

The whumpee intentionally breaks something of the carewhumper’s to get their attention. The carewhumper goes deathly quiet, staring at the pieces on the ground.

As the seconds tick by, the whumpee begins to regret their choice. They wonder if the carewhumper will finally drop the caring act.

[grunklebongrip]

Every time someone uwu-ifies Fiddleford, I find a new way for him to cheat on his wife

[m3llowm1sh]

cringe is dead and i am free!..!!! go my stupid board game enthusiasts💥

[haveihitanerve]

Me: *fake horror at a scenario i have created in my own fanfic* oh no!! Bruce is under mind control and doing really shitty things!! Me: *le gasp* I can't believe he'd do such a thing! *fans self with concern* Tim can't find a cure, Clark and the Justice League have tried breaking me out of it and nothing is working! Me: *dramatically throw myself onto bed to sob* whatever will they do!?!?!? *anguish* Me: *remembers the cheat code* oh wait. *sits up* haha, silly me, i forgor Me: *writes Dick Grayson into the fic* tada! Bruce: *miraculously snapped out of mind control by his eldest son just being there*

[yellowwwcrayon]

For Wade, Logan's boobs have the same effect as Natasha doing that little palm tickle to the Hulk. He's in a murderous frenzy? Pop out Wolverine's sweaty tatas and he'll calm down and push his face in them like a hyperventilating person breathing into a paper bag. All the younger X-Men just airdrop the same photo of Logan's bare chest (that they got from Rogue) to each other if they run into Wade in mercenary mode.

Logan absolutely whips them out to win arguments with Wade (yes, he fights dirty like that)

[featheryalarmclock]

"wait, you're NOT jesting about the whole possession thing?"

Okay but what if Berdly would actually lock tf in and be supportive the moment he learns about the soul situation and realizes that Kris is genuinely distraught about being treated like a game character without much of an agency

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

[viktorarcanedeservesbetter]

Imagine being Singed though, knowing Viktor? All you wanna do if find a cure for death (lmao right) and bring your daughter back to life, then one day this little boat enters the cave you keep your mutant salamander in, and a little boy with a cane finds it, offers to help because its dying and you’re like hell yeah an apprentice I’m good with kids.

Then this kid doesn’t get that the salamander ain’t a pet, it’s drugs/tester for drugs, and leaves angrily (bro thought you were chill) and you never see him again though you do hear things about him being a co-creator of literal magic technology and you’re probably like damn that’s cool.

Then about twenty years after you first met he comes back to your lab, looking sick af (literally) and is like I totally get why you were torturing that pink lizard, do you have a solution that will keep me from dying? And you’re like yep sure do, he’s some modified heroin-crack I made from the lizard for you, people are gonna hate you though. And he only is like “Jayce will understand” and you’re like fuck he’s repressed and gay, whatever

Then a few months (idk) later you find out he survived an explosion, got fused with the thing you wanted to see (👀) now the leader of a cult, has a hivemind, can heal people and see memories and thoughts, and he’s trying to reverse the process on your wolfman, once again forgets the lesson you tried teaching him (bro, the mutation must survive!) even though you just showed him that very private memory of your dead daughter. And refuses the wolfman blood.

So you’re like, fuck it, stops the process anyways on the wolfman, his ex boyfriend shoots him in the chest, he cocoons himself in a weird sphere, his boyfriend rejects him again, then he’s like fine whatever use the blood. Then he ascends to godhood, you use leftover parts to bring your daughter back to life, and later find out that while in the hivemind his on-again off-again boyfriend told him they were soulmates, and they blipped out of existence.

It’s like what if the kid you babysat one time came back when they were an adult with like, ten college degrees and a co-ceo of apple, bought your own brand of weed, and then half a year later became Jesus.

[choppedsouldreamer]

Damn guys I think I cooked with this one, I tried to incorporate your style into it as well @michealscorneroftheinternet

I seriously love all the stuff you do man, your art is holy like GUHHHH I JUST LOVE YOUR STYLE ITS THE PERFECT MIX BETWEEN CARTOON AND REALISTIC AND THE PROPORTIONS ARE HELLA GODLY, I love your aus too super awesome. check this guy out if you haven't, super amazing and talented human being :3

I was going to make this the big surprise but my damn storage failed on me and I couldn't finish the Ibis paint doodles but if it works again I will still post them! Sorry for the wait and I hope you enjoy it. YOU DARED ME AND I DELIVERED SO HA /j

[smartichokes]

when people tell me we live in a simulation i just cant bring myself to care. it doesnt change anything. life is just gonna continue on and be the same as it always has been

[iaminjail]

the horrors may be everlasting but we keep slaying

[ohwormwood]

Maybe this is a weird question but it's been boggling me for far too long.

Are you also biblicallyaccuratecrow?

Both you and crow tend to pop up in my feed at the same time, you both go by she/they, have similar themes, both bird avatars..... The only thing that's stopped me from confirming it is HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE PHENOMENAL AT BOTH ART AND WRITING??? That's too many skill points and you must have put in cheat codes if that's true!! /silly/hj

(I'd normally ask this on anon, but maybe you wanna answer it privately, assuming you want to answer at all lol)

If this is a baseless accusation and one big coincidence then I hope you get a laugh out of it. Have a nice day~! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

HEAD IN HANDS

HOW HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

on my hands and knees............... the truth come out....

YYYYEP! that's me~ @biblicallyaccuratecrow!!! writer of ouroboros im more impressed that someone found out like. outside of my server groups because those are the only people who i actually told

i really only kept it a secret because for some weird reason i was intent on keeping this account as my "professional blog"

which. as you can probably tell. i have given up on HJFDSJHFDJJ

so yeah congrats on finding out my big secret teehee~

NOW I CAN FINALLY POST ALL MY OUROBOROS ART IVE HAD SITTING IN MY FILES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[apples-stables]

Do I think the stable customization options are a little high? Sure. I think they should overall come down about 20% or at least make sure none are above 90sc.

But also at the end of the day colorful stables won't change your gameplay. Its not pivitol to the storyline. I can honestly say I visit my stable for maybe 5 mins anytime i login, and sometimes not at all! And I doubt that will change by me changing the colors of it.

They gotta pay their employees and there are options to get it with shillings. No one is putting a gun to your head and making you buy star coins. They're giving options for it to be fully at no cost to you.

It's always easy to want to buy something *right now* because it's new, but that's on the individual. This isn't timed. It's not going anywhere. You can save up.

[a-roguish-gambit]

I’m watching season three and they literally gave Kurt an arc about staying in the closet for his own safety versus coming out to stand by his friends. they have him literally masking as a normal human being with an image modifier and he’s arguing with his friends about continuing to use it to avoid persecution or standing by them and supporting them. they really really wanted to make this boy gay oh my god.

[lilyminer]

Listening to my c!Tubbo playlist and having ✨emotions✨ again